ave-lord-caesar:

askbigglut:

Biggus: Do you want to know what will make you look MORE COOLER?
Gluteus: Wearing a special helmet like us!
Both: LET US TALK ABOUT THE BOOK!
Biggus: So are you Team Edward?
Gluteus: Or Team Gryffendor?
Biggus: I love how Darth Vader is really a sled.
Gluteus: and Rose Bud is really his father.
Both: OOPS. SPOILERS!

You’re both team Edward forever.

Both: YOU KNOW US SO WELL!

Both: AND WE SHALL BE THE BEST BABYSITTERS. YAY TO CAESAR! MINI YAY TO MINI CAESAR!

Biggus: Do you want to know what will make you look MORE COOLER?
Gluteus: Wearing a special helmet like us!
Both: LET US TALK ABOUT THE BOOK!
Biggus: So are you Team Edward?
Gluteus: Or Team Gryffendor?
Biggus: I love how Darth Vader is really a sled.
Gluteus: and Rose Bud is really his father.
Both: OOPS. SPOILERS!

Both: I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT. BUT WE CAN TAKE ON THIS MAP AND TEAR IT APART. THAT THAT MAP! AND THAT! AND SOME OF THIS!
Biggus: We did it.

Gluteus: We beat Prussia, Caesar will be proud!

Gluteus: Plus you get free nights and weekends!

Biggus:Sign up today!

Both: Call 555- YAY TO CAESAR!

Biggus: Our mom makes the best pudding!
Gluteus: Just don’t give any to Deltoids, it makes him gassy!

Both: HELLO!! HELLO PEACHES!!! HELLO!!
Biggus: Where is your make-up?
Gluteus: You’re not as pretty in real life. )8

Gluteus: O, Just ben listening to our free form jazz tapes.
Biggus: Do you want to dance with us?
Gluteus: One day we wish to dance as good as Grandpa Vulpes!

Gluteus: NOW we are out of questions! For REALS this time!
Biggus: Please feed our Legion fish. He might get skinny.